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Bench This Guy! Yankees Fans Revolt After Schlittler’s Laughable ChatGPT Speech On The Red Sox

In a twist that’s got the baseball world buzzing—and not in a good way—New York Yankees pitcher Cam Schlittler has found himself in hot water after dropping what fans are calling a hilariously botched attempt at damage control. The Boston-born right-hander, who emerged as a breakout star during the Yankees’ thrilling playoff push in October, has been no stranger to stirring the pot with his arch-rivals, the Red Sox. But his latest move? A statement so suspiciously polished that it screamed “AI-generated,” complete with rookie-level editing fails that left even his own supporters cringing.

But fans spotted signs his statement had been written with some help from Chat GPT
But fans spotted signs his statement had been written with some help from Chat GPT

Schlittler, 24, didn’t hold back during the postseason, openly taunting Red Sox fans and reveling in his hometown team’s misery. He retweeted a bold Boston prediction of victory right after the Yankees clinched the series, snarking, “Not this year.” He followed that up with a cheeky post about “drinking dat dirty water”—a savage nod to the Red Sox’s iconic victory anthem. And who could forget the viral clip of him exiting a Knicks game at Madison Square Garden, where he casually dropped an “f*** Boston” to a cheering fan? Culminating in a dominant performance in the decisive Bronx showdown, Schlittler hurled eight scoreless innings and racked up 12 strikeouts, solidifying his status as a promising arm in pinstripes.

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But fame comes with backlash, especially when you’re trash-talking your roots. Claiming that rabid Red Sox supporters had crossed the line by harassing his family, Schlittler took to X on Wednesday night to smooth things over. In a pinned post viewed over 1.7 million times by Thursday morning, he professed his love for Boston while expressing shock at the personal attacks: “Anyone who knows me knows how highly I speak of Boston and how much I love the city. I knew how I’d be received starting that game, but I didn’t expect people from the area where I grew up to attack my family.”

Sounds heartfelt, right? Wrong. Eagle-eyed fans—many of them Yankees diehards who expect better from their players—immediately sniffed out the artificial intelligence behind it. The smoking gun? A barely cropped-out ChatGPT text bubble lurking in the bottom right corner of the image, like a digital watermark Schlittler forgot to erase. Adding fuel to the fire were those telltale extended em-dashes (—) peppered throughout, a signature quirk of OpenAI’s chatbot when it spits out responses.

The backlash was swift and savage. “Using ChatGPT for this is hilarious. Remove the EM dashes and crop out the bubble next time buddy,” one fan fired back. Another piled on: “I hate piling up on a young athlete but c’mon man that’s chat gpt. Hopefully you laugh at this someday.” The memes flowed freely, with one user cackling, “LMAOOOOO CHATGPT BUBBLE AT THE BOTTOM,” and another advising, “Bro just straight up used chat GPT, at least remove the — to make it less obvious man.”

Yankees fans, already riding high from the playoff highs but weary of unnecessary drama, are now revolting against Schlittler’s amateur-hour PR stunt. Calls to “bench this guy” are echoing across social media, not for his pitching prowess, but for fumbling what could have been a genuine olive branch. Schlittler doubled down in his post, noting, “I don’t have a PR team and blue jays fans can stay mad,” but that only amplified the ridicule. Was this a desperate bid to defuse tensions, or just another swing and a miss?

As the dust settles, one thing’s clear: In the high-stakes world of MLB rivalries, authenticity matters. Schlittler’s AI-assisted apology might have aimed to heal wounds, but it only opened new ones—proving that sometimes, the best words are your own, not a bot’s. Will he bounce back on the mound? Yankees faithful hope so, but for now, this episode has everyone yelling, “Next pitch, please!”